What a truly wondrous world it would be if we were all capable of actually living our everyday lives practicing what we preach.

This thought occurred to me after I found myself losing my temper with a neighbor who refuses to follow simple parking etiquette. Where I live, it's street-side parking, meaning we have to parallel park on the road. There is plenty of space to accommodate everyone in my quadruplex, assuming we all pull fully into our spaces. However, the neighbor behind me is in the habit of pulling up slightly intoxicated and taking up two spaces.

Normally, I don't care how someone parks, but on my block, if you can't get a space right in front, the next space is likely to be more than a block away. I have tried to communicate with this person repeatedly, to no avail. Each time this occurs, I find my thoughts a little more murderous.

To quote a certain mule, "Isn't that rich?"

You see, a while back, I wrote an article about loving your neighbor. It was long and flowery, full of altruism that I firmly believe in; yet seem to forget when it comes to matters of my own comfort and inconvenience. After sharing with some friends how shallow and false this realization made me feel, I discovered it's a fairly common phenomenon.

It seems that many of us know what we think and feel, what we believe, but it doesn't always translate into action. No matter how much we would like to be this way, we forget, or are simply not motivated enough to make the sacrifices that come with practicing the altruistic messages we preach. We say mistreatment of livestock is bad, but we still eat meat. We say we don't support child labor, but we still wear Nikes. We say to love your neighbor, but we still cuss them out when they take our parking spaces. But, first chance we get, we'll be out there saying something else, the good-intentioned hypocrites we are, still doing our damndest to spread a message we don't believe in strongly enough to follow it if it infringes upon our lifestyle.

So, what can we do?

First of all, we have to evaluate what our message is. Do we really believe this, or is it something we spout out of instinct? If we do believe it, why don't we follow it? Is it laziness, apathy, lack of concern, short-sightedness?

If our messages stand up to that test, and we discover that the lack of motivation and attention paid is causing our hypocrisy, then we can take basic steps to fix it. Leave yourself reminder notes. Approach these things the same way you approach breaking any bad habit. Being a person who practices what you preach isn't necessarily hard; it's just a lifestyle. Like any lifestyle, if you can get yourself into it, it's not hard to stay there.

The reward? Being able to look in the mirror with a strong sense of self-respect. Knowing you are the person you want and claim to be. Making a positive impact on the world around you, maybe even starting with your neighbor. Most of all, the undeniable satisfaction of being someone who lives by the words of a particular Bard:

"To thine own self be true; and as the night follows the day, so shall it follow that thou canst not be false to any other man..."

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Chris Jenkins is a nice enough guy, but please don't park in his space; it REALLY annoys him. Contact him at ChrisJ@Spark-Online.com